7 Reasons NOT To Listen To The Mandogs

Here are 7 reasons why you shouldn't tune into The Mandogs:

1. The Mandogs are not Outré. Thus they're not sexy or remotely funny.
2. They don't like innuendos or double entendres. The Todd is disappointed.
3. According to Rojo-jojo, The Mandogs have 3 nipples between the 3 of them.
4. According to DeckStar, The Mandogs aspire to become the next Jonas Brothers.
5. The Mandogs don't fear robot llamas from the future which you do.
6. The Mandogs are not friendzies with Jimmy Recard.
7. The Mandogs thinks that Syn.fm > Radio Monash. Oh no they didn't.